12 minutesI made a meme this morning. I posted it online. (I asked my mom’s permission. She said that it was fine.) Then people started sharing it. The next thing that I knew, my meme had spread around the world. It grew, and grew, and grew! By lunch my meme went viral. It had a billion views. By dinnertime the TV had it on the evening news. I earned a penny, maybe two, from every single share, and, by the time I went to bed, I was a millionaire. I thought of making one more meme that might go even higher. But, nah, I’m nearly nine years old. I think I’ll just retire. — Kenn Nesbitt
