Animal Edition
Would you rather?!
Would you rather have a pet skunk that smells like fresh baked cookies or a monkey that can only speak in Shakespearean language?
Would you rather ride a dolphin to school every day or have a pet penguin that wears a tuxedo and plays the violin?
Would you rather have to wrestle a bear for your lunch money every day or brush a hippopotamus' teeth every night?
Would you rather have a pet tarantula that can recite the entire multiplication table or a parrot that sings every time you speak?
Would you rather live in a world made entirely of jellybeans with a dragon for a pet or a world made entirely of pizza with a unicorn for a best friend?
Would you rather have a pet giraffe that always insists on wearing a top hat or a kangaroo that only speaks in riddles?
Would you rather swim in a pool filled with jellyfish or climb a tree filled with spiders?
Would you rather have a pet lobster that can dance the tango or a sloth that can paint Picasso-level masterpieces?
Would you rather be able to talk to all animals but they always insult you or have a pet dragon that sneezes glitter with every breath?